Once upon a time there was a piece of cheese named Charlie. Charlie liked to sit on logs and sleep in mud. One day the mud ate him. The end. Just kidding! That tis’ not the end. This story shall never end. Never! Just kidding. I suppose it has to end some time. Oh well. So. Charlie likes to sit on logs and eat mud. One day, as he was sitting on the best log to ever have your glutes sit upon, and a piece of pizza walked by saying, mmm I’m gonna eat ya! So Charlie went and ate the piece of pizza before it could eat him. Then Charlie cried, because he had just committed cannibalism. The piece of pizza was very cheesy and delicious. First, Charlie slowly took a wiff of the air. The he licked his lips, in anticipation of some more deliciousness. Then, he glanced at his oh-so-deliciousness and couldn’t stop the yummy thoughts from coming to his head. So he took a bite. And then another. Until he simply disappeared.
For you morons who don’t know where he went, he went to happy unicorn land, where there is no cheese.
if it ain't so
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