Charlie the Cheese

Once upon a time there was a piece of cheese named Charlie. Charlie liked to sit on logs and sleep in mud. One day the mud ate him. The end. Just kidding! That tis’ not the end. This story shall never end. Never! Just kidding. I suppose it has to end some time. Oh well. So. Charlie likes to sit on logs and eat mud. One day, as he was sitting on the best log to ever have your glutes sit upon, and a piece of pizza walked by saying, mmm I’m gonna eat ya! So Charlie went and ate the piece of pizza before it could eat him. Then Charlie cried, because he had just committed cannibalism. The piece of pizza was very cheesy and delicious. First, Charlie slowly took a wiff of the air. The he licked his lips, in anticipation of some more deliciousness. Then, he glanced at his oh-so-deliciousness and couldn’t stop the yummy thoughts from coming to his head. So he took a bite. And then another. Until he simply disappeared.

For you morons who don’t know where he went, he went to happy unicorn land, where there is no cheese.

*Thank you for listening to the first of many stories! See you next time, in Banana Land! *a dramatic wooshing sound comes from nowhere and the imaginary camera pans out*

Hello. Welcome to the pit of despair. mUahAhAhAhAAA!!!

Yeah... just kidding about that... This is my blog. Duh. I call it "Amanda Tells Stories at Banana Land" for 9 reasons. Why the number nine you ask? I'll tell you why. I like that number.
1.My name is Amanda. Don't bother asking for my last name.
2.I like ponies.
3.I am crazy about bananas. It's a sickness, really.
4.I love to say the word banana, as well as type it or write it. I have tried to stop with many techniques, it doesn't work. And i don't even really like eating bananas that much, what's up with that? The word banana just always comes to my mind... anyway, we're getting off subject.
5.I love to tell stories. I want this to be a story blog. It's so fun to write silly stories, but I'm good at writing serious stories to. I will also share some of my poetry along the way.
6.It is the first thing that came to my mind. Again, my sickness for bananas.
7."Plantain Land" was already taken.
8.I like lands, as well as seas.
9.I, Amanda, am telling stories. In a strange place in my imagination called Banana Land.